Hey guys, I saw a link of testing your right brain if it is still working! LOL! Here is the link and have fun! :).
http://www.humorsphere.com/fun/8787/colortest.swf
Showing posts with label Games and Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Games and Entertainment. Show all posts
Monday, May 12, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
Japanese Name Tag
This tag came from Anneberly. Thanks sis :).
For the instructions, add your name on the list and simply spell out your name using the given Japanese letter- translations below. Tag six of your friends and inform them of the tag. Have fun.
TRANSLATION:
A - ka -----G - ji -----M - rin -----S - ari----- Y - fu
B - tu -----H - ri -----N - to ------T - chi -----Z - zi
C - mi----- I - ki -----O - mo -----U - do
D - te----- J - zu -----P - no ------V - ru
E - ku-----K - me ----Q - ke ------W - mei
F - lu-----L - ta ------R - shi ------X - na
*********************************************
TAGGED FROM NOVA;
1. Anneberly- atotukutukukeshitana (hahahhha... sounds like may kuto ako..heheh)
2. ANGELNOAH - katojikutatomokaro (mahaba masyado :)).
I am tagging chari, sheng avee, agnes, anah, and beth. In case you already have this tag guys, just skip it. Have fun :).
For the instructions, add your name on the list and simply spell out your name using the given Japanese letter- translations below. Tag six of your friends and inform them of the tag. Have fun.
TRANSLATION:
A - ka -----G - ji -----M - rin -----S - ari----- Y - fu
B - tu -----H - ri -----N - to ------T - chi -----Z - zi
C - mi----- I - ki -----O - mo -----U - do
D - te----- J - zu -----P - no ------V - ru
E - ku-----K - me ----Q - ke ------W - mei
F - lu-----L - ta ------R - shi ------X - na
*********************************************
TAGGED FROM NOVA;
1. Anneberly- atotukutukukeshitana (hahahhha... sounds like may kuto ako..heheh)
2. ANGELNOAH - katojikutatomokaro (mahaba masyado :)).
I am tagging chari, sheng avee, agnes, anah, and beth. In case you already have this tag guys, just skip it. Have fun :).
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
The Coolest Newest Video Advertisement
Have you seen the coolest and the newest video fade-out advertisement online? Then here is the Video Fade-Out Example for you to watch and see it for yourself. Just recently, Jokeroo launched the very first video fade-out advertisement and pioneered this new ad format. This advertisement launching is also for the upcoming movie by the Warner Bros., Speed Racer. Have fun watching! :).
Press Release:
TORONTO, Ontario--(BUSINESS WIRE)----Jokeroo.com, http://www.jokeroo.com, one of the pioneers in internet video and entertainment, has premiered the video fade-out advertisement with the upcoming movie, Speed Racer. The new format was designed to attract marketers across the globe with an advertisement that's high impact and engaging, while avoiding any negative impact on the user.
Although the campaign is still in its infancy, it has produced spectacular results posting a click-through north of 4 percent, which is much higher than eMarketer's quoted preroll standard of 0.5 to 0.9 percent. "When coming up with the idea we were looking for something that offered great performance for the advertiser while keeping the user happy," says Aleks Dugonjic, the President of Jokeroo.com.
The creative takes up the full screen outside of the video player environment, which avoids interrupting the user experience but allows the advertiser's brand to go unnoticed. The fade-out can last up to thirty seconds until it slowly starts fading out and the Jokeroo.com webpage appears. A live example can be found here: http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/transformers_stop_motion.html
About Jokeroo.com
Jokeroo.com is one of the leading video entertainment websites on the market today, ranked in the top 50 by comScore in multimedia and 2nd in humor. The company currently hosts over 6 million unique visitors, 150,000+ community members, and has over 1 million active email subscriptions.
Press Release:
TORONTO, Ontario--(BUSINESS WIRE)----Jokeroo.com, http://www.jokeroo.com, one of the pioneers in internet video and entertainment, has premiered the video fade-out advertisement with the upcoming movie, Speed Racer. The new format was designed to attract marketers across the globe with an advertisement that's high impact and engaging, while avoiding any negative impact on the user.
Although the campaign is still in its infancy, it has produced spectacular results posting a click-through north of 4 percent, which is much higher than eMarketer's quoted preroll standard of 0.5 to 0.9 percent. "When coming up with the idea we were looking for something that offered great performance for the advertiser while keeping the user happy," says Aleks Dugonjic, the President of Jokeroo.com.
The creative takes up the full screen outside of the video player environment, which avoids interrupting the user experience but allows the advertiser's brand to go unnoticed. The fade-out can last up to thirty seconds until it slowly starts fading out and the Jokeroo.com webpage appears. A live example can be found here: http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/transformers_stop_motion.html
About Jokeroo.com
Jokeroo.com is one of the leading video entertainment websites on the market today, ranked in the top 50 by comScore in multimedia and 2nd in humor. The company currently hosts over 6 million unique visitors, 150,000+ community members, and has over 1 million active email subscriptions.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Things To Do
Thanks to Avee for this tag. I have more than 5 things to do actually, but will just have to condense them, hehehe...
Here are the top 5 things I need to do:
- Fold our newly washed clothes for packing.
- Shop online :)
- Map Quest copies for our trip itineraries
- Closet revamp for the summer season
- Blog, blog and blog
Thursday, May 1, 2008
"Priceless"
Speechless :)
How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast...
Why it's best to marry in church :)
How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast...
Why it's best to marry in church :)
In Perspective
This is priceless! 
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap;
it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!!!!
(At least, I was...)
Compared with Gasoline......
Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 …. $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 … . $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 …. . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 …. .$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon!
$21.19 for WATER
and the buyers don't even know the source
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)
Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at................
you won't believe it..................
but it is true........................
$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump,
be glad your car doesn't run on
water, Scope,Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil
or God forbid, Printer Ink.
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap;
it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....
You will be really shocked by the last one!!!!
(At least, I was...)
Compared with Gasoline......
Think a gallon of gas is expensive?
This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 …. $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 … . $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 …. . $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 …. .$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon!
$21.19 for WATER
and the buyers don't even know the source
(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)
Ever wonder why computer printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at................
you won't believe it..................
but it is true........................
$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump,
be glad your car doesn't run on
water, Scope,Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil
or God forbid, Printer Ink.
Online Contests
Are you getting bored? Well, we deserve to have some sorts of relaxations once in a while. There is one new online contest site that you might want to try and play their games. Break The Vault is the name of the site which is composed of online contests, plus you can win cash and prizes. That's one cool fun to relieve your boredom, isn't it? In order to participate you have to register first (for free) and from there, you have unlimited chances to solve puzzles of each game, upon which when you get the chance to solve the puzzle first, you win a prize. You won't get bored because there are a lot of games and puzzles to choose from. The more games and puzzles you solve, the more cash and prizes you get. Just remember that this is a contest. Only the first ones who can solve the games are the ones who will win. They have active contests that are being offered every Monday noon time. Be sure to visit the site every day to get the next due of each puzzle given. So, it's really fun! Who knows? You will be that lucky person to be on top of the list. Results are being kept updated and posted on the site as well, so you can track who's the winning person in each game. Hop in, register and join the fun at Break The Vault today. You can be the next on top of the list!
Forrest Gump goes to Heaven! :)
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at
the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest,
it is certainly good t! o see you We have heard a lot about you. I must
tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First:
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
Third:!
What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers"
Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"?
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow." The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name"? "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed,
and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest,
it is certainly good t! o see you We have heard a lot about you. I must
tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First:
What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
Third:!
What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers"
Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"?
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow." The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name"? "Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Winning Lottery Number
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Poker Review
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Top poker reviews can be easily accesses on the right hand sidebar of the page, fo your easy search and choice for the one you like best.
Top poker reviews can be easily accesses on the right hand sidebar of the page, fo your easy search and choice for the one you like best.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Online Review Site
Onlinecasinolinks.com is so far one of the most popular online casino review site in the world wide web. They have at list nearly 100 lists of carefully researched and written reviews of the best online casinos for their valued customers to make the players easier for them to choose what they would like to play. They also have included in the site US Casino lists such as those online casinos that accept US players as well as the most popular casinos by player votes.
At onlinecasinolinks, further detailed reviews are being done as well such as game experience, trust scores and bonuses offered by each casino. You might also want to browse on their Info links to read more on their FAQ's and their beginner's guide to online casino players, some tips, more reviews and casino softwares.
You are free to browse and check each casino listings provided on the site and don't forget to sign up for the bonus banners on every review page.
At onlinecasinolinks, further detailed reviews are being done as well such as game experience, trust scores and bonuses offered by each casino. You might also want to browse on their Info links to read more on their FAQ's and their beginner's guide to online casino players, some tips, more reviews and casino softwares.
You are free to browse and check each casino listings provided on the site and don't forget to sign up for the bonus banners on every review page.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
It's Joke Time!
Sa Eroplano May pinoy, galing probinsya. Sumakay ng eroplano papuntang USA. Kabado siya. Nung nag-snacks na sila, tinago niya ang "lotte" biscuit. Nakita siya ng stewardess at tinanong.
Stewardess: Are you FINISHED sir?
Pinoy: No, I'm FILIPINO.
Stewardess: What I meant is that are you DONE sir?
Pinoy: No, I'm Juan.
Stewardess: What I meant is that are you THROUGH?
Pinoy: What do you think am I, FALSE?
Hindi na ngayon
Padre:Anu ang iyong mga kasalanan?
Lalake:Father,pumtay po ako ng mga taong naniniwala sa Diyos...
Padre:Ganun?
Lalake:Kayo po Father,naniniwala po ba kayo sa Diyos?
Padre:Dati,pero ngayon hindi na...
Gf AND BF
GF:Taguan tayo!
BF:Cge ba! ano premyo ko pa nhanap kta?
GF: SEX tau...
BF:UY WOW! eh pano pag hndi kta nhanap?
GF:eeeiii! .. kainis to, bsta! nsa likod lang ako ng REF!
Sa isang Ospital
Lola : My cancer ako dok, anong ggwin nyo sakin?
DOK : Ki-chemo lola
Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! alang mado Tinatnong ka lang eh!
APO LOLO :
Apo, Buhatin mo nga ako
APO : Bkit po lolo? San ko po kayo dadalhin sa CR? po ba?
LOLO : HINDI! ipatong mo nga ako sa lola mo DALI! . . =D
..Host and Contestant..
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines ?Contestant : Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Cont estant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant : Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant : Likod?
Host : Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito( Rizal Park ).
Contestant : Rear Part?
Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant : Banyo?
Host : Hindi, pag pumunta kadoon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant : Bubong?
Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant : Beerhouse!
Host : Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao nasumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant : Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host:Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host : Hindi siya "boy"at matipuno nga ang kaniyangkatawan.
Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!
Host : Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant : Sirena?
Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant : Siyokoy?
Host : Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant : Siyoke?
Host: Ano ang national animal ng Pilipinas? It begins with the letter K. (Kalabaw)
Contestant: Kuto!
Host: Mali ! Sa lupa ito gumagalaw, hindi sa ulo.
Contestant: Kutong-lupa?
Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?Contestant : Sunflower?
Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant : Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para mada li, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!
Host : Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia ?
Contestant : Carole KING?
Host :Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant : Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host : Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant : BISHOP Bacani?
Host : Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host : Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant : Sylvia laTORRE!
Host: Ano ang tawag sa gamit na pang-hapagkainan na bilog at kadalasa'y gawa sa ceramic o porcelain at nagsisimula sa letter P? (Plato)Contestant: Platito!
Host: Mali ! Mas malaki ito kesa sa platito.
Contestant: Palanggana?
Host: Mali pa rin! Ginagamit ito sa pagkain.
Contestant: Pustiso!
Host: Ano ang national bird ng Pilipinas? It begins with the letter M.(Maya)
Contestant: Manok!
Host: Mali ! Kulay brown ito.
Contestant: Pritong Manok?
Host: Mali ! Maliit na maliit ito.
Contestant: Maggi Chicken Cube!
Host: Ano ang national animal ng Australia ? It begins with the letter K.(Kangaroo)
Contestant: Kalabaw!
Host: Mali ! It ends with the letter O.
Contestant: Kabayo!
Host: Mali pa rin! Tumatalon-talon ito.
Contestant: Kuneho!
Host: Mali pa rin! It ends with double-O.Contestant:
KunehO-O?
Host : Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan? Initials niya ay LL. (LapuLapu)Contestant: Lito Lapid!
Host : Mali ! Inuulit ang pangalan.
Contestant: Lito Lito!
Host : Mali pa rin! First name
Contestant: LotLot!lang.
Host : Hindi! Mas mahaba iyon.
Contestant: LotLot ... and Friends?
Host : Si Inday Badiday ay tinaguriang Reyna ng blank. Anong blank ito and it starts with the letter I? (Intrigues)
Contestant: I to I!
Host : Mali . Ito ay source ng mga away.
Contestant: Isnaban!
Host : Hindi. Ginagamit ito ng ibang mga artista at producers para kumita ng malaki ang kanilang pelikula.
Contestant: Interview!
Host : Hindi! Ito ay nakakainis!
Contestant: Insekto!
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant : Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant : ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!
Magsyota.. Nagpaalam ang bf sa kanyang gf..
Bf: Sige, mamaya na lang tayo magkita..Bubusina na lng ako..
Gf: Sige, anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
Bf: wala, busina lang..hehe.. =)
Stewardess: Are you FINISHED sir?
Pinoy: No, I'm FILIPINO.
Stewardess: What I meant is that are you DONE sir?
Pinoy: No, I'm Juan.
Stewardess: What I meant is that are you THROUGH?
Pinoy: What do you think am I, FALSE?
Hindi na ngayon
Padre:Anu ang iyong mga kasalanan?
Lalake:Father,pumtay po ako ng mga taong naniniwala sa Diyos...
Padre:Ganun?
Lalake:Kayo po Father,naniniwala po ba kayo sa Diyos?
Padre:Dati,pero ngayon hindi na...
Gf AND BF
GF:Taguan tayo!
BF:Cge ba! ano premyo ko pa nhanap kta?
GF: SEX tau...
BF:UY WOW! eh pano pag hndi kta nhanap?
GF:eeeiii! .. kainis to, bsta! nsa likod lang ako ng REF!
Sa isang Ospital
Lola : My cancer ako dok, anong ggwin nyo sakin?
DOK : Ki-chemo lola
Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! alang mado Tinatnong ka lang eh!
APO LOLO :
Apo, Buhatin mo nga ako
APO : Bkit po lolo? San ko po kayo dadalhin sa CR? po ba?
LOLO : HINDI! ipatong mo nga ako sa lola mo DALI! . . =D
..Host and Contestant..
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines ?Contestant : Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Cont estant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant : Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant : Likod?
Host : Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito( Rizal Park ).
Contestant : Rear Part?
Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant : Banyo?
Host : Hindi, pag pumunta kadoon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant : Bubong?
Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant : Beerhouse!
Host : Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao nasumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant : Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host:Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host : Hindi siya "boy"at matipuno nga ang kaniyangkatawan.
Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!
Host : Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant : Sirena?
Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant : Siyokoy?
Host : Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant : Siyoke?
Host: Ano ang national animal ng Pilipinas? It begins with the letter K. (Kalabaw)
Contestant: Kuto!
Host: Mali ! Sa lupa ito gumagalaw, hindi sa ulo.
Contestant: Kutong-lupa?
Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?Contestant : Sunflower?
Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant : Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para mada li, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!
Host : Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia ?
Contestant : Carole KING?
Host :Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant : Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host : Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant : BISHOP Bacani?
Host : Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host : Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant : Sylvia laTORRE!
Host: Ano ang tawag sa gamit na pang-hapagkainan na bilog at kadalasa'y gawa sa ceramic o porcelain at nagsisimula sa letter P? (Plato)Contestant: Platito!
Host: Mali ! Mas malaki ito kesa sa platito.
Contestant: Palanggana?
Host: Mali pa rin! Ginagamit ito sa pagkain.
Contestant: Pustiso!
Host: Ano ang national bird ng Pilipinas? It begins with the letter M.(Maya)
Contestant: Manok!
Host: Mali ! Kulay brown ito.
Contestant: Pritong Manok?
Host: Mali ! Maliit na maliit ito.
Contestant: Maggi Chicken Cube!
Host: Ano ang national animal ng Australia ? It begins with the letter K.(Kangaroo)
Contestant: Kalabaw!
Host: Mali ! It ends with the letter O.
Contestant: Kabayo!
Host: Mali pa rin! Tumatalon-talon ito.
Contestant: Kuneho!
Host: Mali pa rin! It ends with double-O.Contestant:
KunehO-O?
Host : Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan? Initials niya ay LL. (LapuLapu)Contestant: Lito Lapid!
Host : Mali ! Inuulit ang pangalan.
Contestant: Lito Lito!
Host : Mali pa rin! First name
Contestant: LotLot!lang.
Host : Hindi! Mas mahaba iyon.
Contestant: LotLot ... and Friends?
Host : Si Inday Badiday ay tinaguriang Reyna ng blank. Anong blank ito and it starts with the letter I? (Intrigues)
Contestant: I to I!
Host : Mali . Ito ay source ng mga away.
Contestant: Isnaban!
Host : Hindi. Ginagamit ito ng ibang mga artista at producers para kumita ng malaki ang kanilang pelikula.
Contestant: Interview!
Host : Hindi! Ito ay nakakainis!
Contestant: Insekto!
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant : Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant : ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!
Magsyota.. Nagpaalam ang bf sa kanyang gf..
Bf: Sige, mamaya na lang tayo magkita..Bubusina na lng ako..
Gf: Sige, anong sasakyan ang dala mo?
Bf: wala, busina lang..hehe.. =)
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Vogue Cover Girl :)
I got this tag from Lisa and Cel. Thanks ladies...I am a reader of Vogue magazine though, so I chose that lol! It's fun doing it. Just directly click the photo and you will be directed to the site. You can then upload any of your photos and from there, you choose which magazine do you like :)
I am tagging this to Joyce and Juliana. Come get it mga sis. If you got this tag already, you can just skip it :)
Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com
Subscribe to Vogue Magazine at a 63% discount!
I am tagging this to Joyce and Juliana. Come get it mga sis. If you got this tag already, you can just skip it :)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Various Awards! :))
Thanks to my new friend Gracie for passing to me these multiple awards. It's so overwhelming that I am having a hard time posting all my awards LOL! Anyway, thanks again friend for these. I am posting these here instead since I got this from my other blog. This is again open for grabbing. As long as you're on my links, go get it gurls! :)
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Hello My Friend Tag
Thank you Lisa for this meme. I wanna pass it along to Cel and Chant.
Why God Made Friends
God made the world with a heart full of love
Then He looked down from heaven above
And saw that we all need a helping hand
Someone to share with, who`ll understand
He made special people to see us through
In times of happiness and in sadness
A person whom we can always depend
Someone we can call a friend.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Friendship Meme
This meme was given to me by Juliana. Thank you sis for the meme of friendship.
Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me…You brought another friend…And then there were 3…We started our group…Our circle of friends…And like that circle…There is no beginning or end…Yesterday is history.Tomorrow is mystery.Today is a gift.
I am freely giving this to all my blogger friends out there who still don't have it. Come and grab it for free! LOL!
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Online Casino
For those who are fond of playing in an online casino, 32vegas has a lot to offer with more than 130 different games that suits your taste. The casino uses Playtech software which is a custom version and considered to be immensely popular. At 32vegas, it aims to give you a glamourous and fashionable environment while playing with the feeling of being into a real vegas casino. Just like any other casino games, you can still play all the old fashioned casino classics, such as blackjack, roulette, craps, with huge progressive jackpots.
Monday, February 4, 2008
The Complications of English
Let's face it, sometimes - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
Why poor, book, and door are pronounced differently?We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes,we find that quicks and can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of boothbeeth?
One goose, 2 geese.
So why not one moose, 2 meese?
One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,
that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for being verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and, play at a recital?
Ship by truck and, send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and, feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance, be the same;
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
How can to overlook and to oversee be opposites; while quite a lot and quite a few, are alike?Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in whichyour house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in aform by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
People, not computers, invented English and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,
but when the lights are out, they are invisible.And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up this essay, I really end it.
Why poor, book, and door are pronounced differently?We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes,we find that quicks and can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of boothbeeth?
One goose, 2 geese.
So why not one moose, 2 meese?
One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,
that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for being verbally insane.
In what language do people recite at a play and, play at a recital?
Ship by truck and, send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and, feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance, be the same;
while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
How can to overlook and to oversee be opposites; while quite a lot and quite a few, are alike?Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent?
Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable?
And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in whichyour house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in aform by filling it out, and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
People, not computers, invented English and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible,
but when the lights are out, they are invisible.And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up this essay, I really end it.
WAlmart Job Interview (Hilarious!)
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-Martwas given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. Aftersorting through a stackof resumes he found four people who were equallyqualified - an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. Hedecided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answerwould determine which of them would get the job.The day came and as thefour sat around the conference room table.
Manager:"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Dave (American): "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's nowarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastestthing I know of."
Manager: "That's very good! And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, theRussian.
Vladimir (Russian) "Hmm.... let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
Manager: "Excellent! The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.
George (Australian): "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNINGON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers serrr, et's obyusto me dat da pastest ting known is Diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said theinterviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr." saidEleuterio. "YOU SEE SERR, DA odderday I wasn't peeling so good and I ransoo past to da CR or batroom. But, bipor I could THINK, BLINK, or TURNON DA LIGHT, ay '@!#~*, I already had a poo-poo in my pants.
Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
:))
Manager:"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Dave (American): "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's nowarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastestthing I know of."
Manager: "That's very good! And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, theRussian.
Vladimir (Russian) "Hmm.... let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
Manager: "Excellent! The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed."He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his reply.
George (Australian): "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNINGON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers serrr, et's obyusto me dat da pastest ting known is Diarrhea."
"WHAT!?" said theinterviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr." saidEleuterio. "YOU SEE SERR, DA odderday I wasn't peeling so good and I ransoo past to da CR or batroom. But, bipor I could THINK, BLINK, or TURNON DA LIGHT, ay '@!#~*, I already had a poo-poo in my pants.
Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
:))
Saturday, February 2, 2008
YAN ANG PINOY! :))
POLICE CARS IN THE WORLD
Italian police car...Lamborgini..gallardo..max speed 320km/hr
Japan...lancer Evo IX..max speed 280km/hr
France ..pegaut...sports gt
German .....audi TT max speed 280km/hr
england ....porsche .....Do I have to tell the speed...
Now for the Ultimate Police Car in the World !!!
FROM THE PHILIPPINES !!!!
max Speed not disclosed due to Security Reasons ...))