Saturday, December 20, 2008

Twister Tips

If you seem to be running away from a twister and got stuck, there is no way you can avoid it. Here are some helpful tips to make it out alive from a twister.
  • Duck and Cover. Your neck is the most vulnerable part of your body after the nads. Protect it from airborne missiles any way possible.
  • Lie Low. If you're stuck outside, lie in a ditch so the wind passes over you. See a sewer? Scurry down...and say hi to Corey Feldman! LOL!
  • Avoid Bridges. Wind increases in speed as it squeezes through an underpass, sucking you out. So try avoiding the Midwest.
Did You Know...

695 people were killed by the infamous Tri-State Tornado on March 18, 1925? This swirling V-cloud of death traveled 219 miles in 3 hours!