Monday, January 21, 2008

It;s Joke Time!

A Filipino is having breakfast in a hotel in France one, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an American, chewing a gum, sits down next to him.

The Filipino Guy ignores the American Guy who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

American Guy : "You Filipinos eat the whole bread??"

Filipino Guy (showing off to American ): "Of course."

American Guy : (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In America , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines ."

The American guy has a smirk on his face. The Filipino listens in silence.Still The American persists.

American Guy: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

Filipino Guy: "Of Course."

American Guy : (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. InAmerica we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, then we put all the peels,seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them intojam and sell the jam to the Philippines."

Filipino Guy:(he's so irritated and asks): "Do you have sex in America ?"

American Guy :"Why of course we do."

Filipino Guy:(now smirking): "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American Guy : (a bit puzzled): "We throw them away, of course."

Filipino Guy: "We don't. In my beloved Philippines , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them into chewing gum and sell them to America.

Bwa ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!d